Poems
You'll
Read,
Guaranteed!


See. You already read one!



doug.gif - 71.4 K If you like people who can get you to laughing or thinking, and maybe put a tear in your eye, you'll want to make the acquaintance of Douglas Brewer, whose poetry is "A look at today In a CowBoy way."


Doug has a couple of books under his belt, and folks who've read them seem to think they are something special.


dougbk1.gif - 727.5 K The first one is called Life! Fun, Hard and Worth It!

In it he writes

My topics are less about lassos and dallies and hackamores and hoolihans and more about a cowboy way of looking at the everyday struggles and events of today's unfortunately more-and-more urban human family.
Here are some short samples from this collection.


I YI YI
An egotist is a guy
Who is all "me and my"—
He'll talk of himself til y'die
And by chance on the street,
Should two of them meet—
It's a case of an I for an I!
FLAWS CAUSE PAUSE
A friend and I
Unbeknownst to each other,
Each wrote a book—
So we traded one another.
And it's interesting I find,
How the critical eye is—
He notices a typo in mine
But hadn't the hundred in his.
Doug's second book is Poems You'll Read, Guaranteed. It has "Poems with Punch, Cartoons in Rhyme."
Here are some samples. dougbk2.gif - 1736.9 K
SCRUTINIZED
Some despise bein' disorganized
And would advise, avoid it.
But whenever I've been disorganized
I've really quite enjoyed it.
O. D.'D
The banker called, "You're overdrawn—
By eighteen dollars, he said.
The end of the month is comin' on,
Can't have you in the red."
"What was my balance last month?" said she.
He answered in just a few . . .
"Let's see, eight hundred and ninety-three."
"And . . . did I call you?"
MOOD
The laughter's off sometimes,
And other times it's on—
Cause cowboy poetry comes in two kinds:
Humorous and non.
GO FOR IT
It's easy
    to be
        a poet.

You just gotta
         sorta
         kinda
         starta
         thinkin'
         tryin'
         rhymin'
         all the time 'n

You're a poet
'fore you know it.


Doug Brewer's works are published by
Would Be If Y'Could Be Cowboy Poetry Press
And they'd be glad to send you one, or more, of these books, if you'll send them $9.95 for each book plus two bucks or so for postage.
They're at 2872 East Tolcate Lane, Holladay, Utah 84121-1527
Email brewers@openskies.com

© 1998 Douglas Brewer. All rights reserved.